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Minnesota State Fair food reviews, news and more

  • Daily Schedule Highlights — Monday, September 3rd

    THIS IS IT! The final day of the 2018 Minnesota State Fair! It’s now or never, so if there’s a food item you want to try, an exhibit you want to check out, a product you want to buy or an animal you want to pet, today is your last chance until next year. It’s always sad to see the Fair go, but if it were permanent it wouldn’t be as special as it is. Let’s hope for a beautiful final day, and chances are someone today will be the record 2 millionth visitor this year too, so go make some history while you’re at it!

    Below is a selection of what we think is most worthy of checking out on Day Twelve; for a full daily schedule, visit the Minnesota State Fair official site at http://www.mnstatefair.org:

    • 9:00am: Minnesota Horse Show Speed Events Finals (Coliseum) — dazzling horses and riders will amaze the crowds at the Coliseum while competing in several agility events like barrel racing and pole weaving.
    • 10:00am: Cornbread Harris (AFL-CIO Labor Pavilion) — Harris is a Twin Cities music legend, with a history of playing his blues music in various venues all over town.
    • 10:00am, 12:00pm, 2:00pm and 4:00pm: Doberman Drill Team (Pet Pavilions) — beautiful Doberman dogs and their handlers synchronize their movement with music in what should be an entertaining spectacle for any lover of four-legged friends.
    • 11:00am, 1:00pm and 3:00pm: Raptor Displays and Flying Demonstrations (DNR Building Garden Stage) — Make your way to the DNR Garden Stage for Last Chance Forever Conservancy’s raptor show, which they have presented at the Fair for many years running. Owls, falcons and hawks swoop over the crowd and the intelligent conservationists dazzle with facts about these majestic creatures.
    • 12:30pm and 5:00pm: Sean Emery (Family Fair Stage) — this one is great for the kids, though usually the biggest laughs come from the adults in the audience. Sean Emery is a State Fair legend, performing his juggling act at the Family Fair Stage for decades. I can personally attest, after watching dozens of performances and doing a whole lot of growing up in the meantime, Emery’s act has never lost its luster.
    • 1:00pm and 2:30pm: The Secret Sisters (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — an Americana duo that will dazzle with harmonies as they perform their original songs.
    • 3:00pm and 6:00pm: Bulls and Barrels Championship (Coliseum) — bull riding and barrel racing action combined into one big rodeo-style show inside the spacious Coliseum.
    • 3:00pm, 4:00pm and 5:00pm: Humbird (West End Market) — local indie-folk music that features unique lyrical themes.
    • 3:15pm, 4:30pm and 5:45pm: Walter Chancellor Jr. Band feat. Thomasina (International Bazaar) — modern jazz and R&B with powerful vocals from Thomasina.
    • 3:30pm and 4:45pm: Terrance Simien and the Zydeco Experience (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — New Orleans-style zydeco music blended with reggae influences will get the crowd at the Bandshell up on their feet.
    • 6:00pm: C. Willi Myles (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — talented all-ages stand-up comedy from a gifted storyteller will split sides in the crowd.
    • 6:30pm: Culture Club and The B-52s (Grandstand) — the 1980s will come alive again with this double-header of hit-makers from the decade take the Grandstand stage.
    • 8:00pm: Church of Cash (West End Market) — the music of Johnny Cash will come alive as this talented tribute band faithfully performs the Man in Black’s biggest hits.
    • 8:30pm: Har Mar Superstar (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — a Twin Cities cult favorite, Har Mar Superstar performs his own brand of high-energy soul music that is as unpredictable as it is entertaining.
    • 9:15pm: Laser Encore’s Laser Hitz Show (Eco Experience) — lasers and music combine for a visual spectacle each night of the Fair, outside the Eco Experience building.
  • Review: Rainbow Cloud Roll from Rainbow Ice Cream

    If you want to feel like a child again, this is just the dessert to get. This item is so over the top that you cannot help but smile while ordering it, watching it be made, and while eating it. A huge portion of cotton candy is wrapped burrito-style around three scoops of ice cream with your choice of flavors: Superman, vanilla, chocolate or strawberry. I opted for the Superman variety, to add to the ridiculousness of the colors and sugar content of what I was to ingest. Fruity Pebbles are added to the middle and rolled into the cotton candy on the outside. You have to be okay with a sugary sweet overload, but if that does not phase you (and you don’t mind your teeth hurting), all of the elements here are well done. I seriously wasn’t expecting to like this as much as I did, but surprisingly the combination of cotton candy and ice cream work so well, and the Fruity Pebbles are a really smart addition as well. I’d recommend sharing this with a friend so you don’t feel horrible about just how many calories you take in, and at $8 for a very large roll, it is extremely shareable.

    Ratings (0-4):

    • Taste: 4
    • Appearance: 4
    • Novelty: 4
    • Value: 3
    • Portability: 1

    Overall Score: 16/20 (Blue Ribbon Best)

  • Review: Bierfest Tipsy Pie from Sara’s Tipsy Pies

    Sara’s Tipsy Pies specialize in alcohol-infused hand pies, both sweet and savory, sold from their prime location inside the Food Building. Unfortunately, for as creative and clever of an idea as they are, the taste has never quite matched up with the ingenuity. Their latest creation, the Bierfest Tipsy Pie, is a step in the right direction, but still seems to be missing the last piece of the puzzle. Sauerkraut and cheddarwurst are infused with Fulton Brewing’s Sweet Child of Vine IPA and glazed with stone-ground mustard. The pie filling is far too heavy on sauerkraut, and that’s coming from a big fan of sauerkraut. The cheddarwurst bits are adequate but nothing special, and the cheddar cheese hunks are on the verge of distressing. The other offerings at this stand, while not perfect, are recommended over this confusing option.

    Ratings (0-4):

    • Taste: 1
    • Appearance: 2
    • Novelty: 3
    • Value: 2
    • Portability: 2

    Overall Score: 10/20 (Better Luck Next Year)

  • Daily Schedule Highlights — Sunday, September 2nd

    Just two days left for the Minnesota State Fair this year! It’s now or never if you haven’t gone yet, and you’re bound to be joined by a couple hundred thousand fellow Minnesotans getting their final fix of the Fair. Make the most of the waning hours of the Fair out there!

    Below is a selection of what we think is most worthy of checking out on Day Eleven; for a full daily schedule, visit the Minnesota State Fair official site at http://www.mnstatefair.org:

    • 9:00am, 1:00pm and 6:00pm: Minnesota Horse Show Speed Events (Coliseum) — dazzling horses and riders will amaze the crowds at the Coliseum while competing in several agility events like barrel racing and pole weaving.
    • 11:00am: Trivia Mafia (Star Tribune Stage) — play a game of team trivia with questions pulled from the Star Tribune’s archives for fantastic prizes.
    • 11:00am, 1:00pm and 3:00pm: Raptor Displays and Flying Demonstrations (DNR Building Garden Stage) — Make your way to the DNR Garden Stage for Last Chance Forever Conservancy’s raptor show, which they have presented at the Fair for many years running. Owls, falcons and hawks swoop over the crowd and the intelligent conservationists dazzle with facts about these majestic creatures.
    • 12:30pm and 5:00pm: Sean Emery (Family Fair Stage) — this one is great for the kids, though usually the biggest laughs come from the adults in the audience. Sean Emery is a State Fair legend, performing his juggling act at the Family Fair Stage for decades. I can personally attest, after watching dozens of performances and doing a whole lot of growing up in the meantime, Emery’s act has never lost its luster.
    • 1:00pm and 2:30pm: The Secret Sisters (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — an Americana duo that will dazzle with harmonies as they perform their original songs.
    • 2:30pm: 21st Annual Great Minnesota Moo-Off Contest (Moo Booth) — contestants in three age divisions perform their best cow impressions in a competition that will be a-MOO-sing.
    • 3:00pm, 4:00pm and 5:00pm: Humbird (West End Market) — local indie-folk music that features unique lyrical themes.
    • 3:15pm, 4:30pm and 5:45pm: Walter Chancellor Jr. Band feat. Thomasina (International Bazaar) — modern jazz and R&B with powerful vocals from Thomasina.
    • 3:30pm and 4:45pm: Terrance Simien and the Zydeco Experience (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — New Orleans-style zydeco music blended with reggae influences will get the crowd at the Bandshell up on their feet.
    • 6:00pm: C. Willi Myles (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — talented all-ages stand-up comedy from a gifted storyteller will split sides in the crowd.
    • 7:30pm: Amateur Talent Contest Finals (Grandstand) — ten days of talent contest semi-finals have led to this grand finale, as acts from three different age divisions compete for a cash prize and the honor of being a Talent Contest champion. Free admission, but come early as the Grandstand comes close to filling up for this entertaining show.
    • 8:00pm: Church of Cash (West End Market) — the music of Johnny Cash will come alive as this talented tribute band faithfully performs the Man in Black’s biggest hits.
    • 8:30pm: Har Mar Superstar (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — a Twin Cities cult favorite, Har Mar Superstar performs his own brand of high-energy soul music that is as unpredictable as it is entertaining.
    • 9:15pm: Laser Encore’s Laser Hitz Show (Eco Experience) — lasers and music combine for a visual spectacle each night of the Fair, outside the Eco Experience building.
  • Review: Root Beer and Cream Popsicle from Jonny Pops

    Sometimes in a sea of complexity, the simplest items at the Fair wind up the best bets. Fair staples like grilled corn on the cob or cheese curds are not artisan, but they are timeless for all that they lack. Jonny Pops have been offering wonderful yet simple popsicles from their cart in the West End Market for several years now, and at $4 they are some of the best deals you can find at the Fair, especially for a dessert item. This year’s new flavor is perhaps the simplest yet: a creamy root beer float contained in a frozen bar. While not as good as some of their other varieties, for root beer lovers this is the one to get. I would have liked a heavier taste of root beer as the popsicle leaned more towards a vanilla ice cream profile, but there is certainly nothing wrong with this cool-down on-a-stick.

    Ratings (0-4):

    • Taste: 3
    • Appearance: 2
    • Novelty: 1
    • Value: 4
    • Portability: 2

    Overall Score: 12/20 (Fairly Fresh)