I am a lifelong Minnesota State Fair enthusiast from Minneapolis, Minnesota. I’ve attended over 30 years of the Great Minnesota Get-Together, trying nearly every food on offer and wearing down numerous pairs of shoes. I draw on my years of Fair experience to guide you through the hits and misses of my favorite event of the year.
O’Gara’s new food offerings each year have been largely misses, usually deep fried gut bombs that fill the eater with regret. Fortunately this year’s new item, while still deep fried, is finally a winner. These “kegs” are essentially jumbo tater tots with a Reuben flair, but all the elements here work in concert with each other for a satisfying appetizer. The corned beef chunks inside these crispy tots are prevalent, and the bed of sauerkraut that the kegs sit upon add a needed zip. The thousand island dressing drizzled upon the tots is perfectly rationed out, especially considering it is a little on the tangy side. $8 for four large tots isn’t the steal of the Fair, but not the worst value either. The tots are too large and messy to be eaten on the go, but a brief layover in the large O’Gara’s building can be a welcome respite from the rest of the Fair.
Welcome to the Fairly Unbalanced Fair News Round-Up!
This feature will run daily during the Minnesota State Fair and feature the best of news articles, blogs, social media posts and more about the Fair from across the internet. Have an interesting item we missed? Send it to us at fairlyunbalancedmn@gmail.com
The Fair set yet another attendance record on Wednesday, and continues to be above last year’s record-setting pace. As long as the weather cooperates and we see the usual number of Fairgoers this weekend, not only should there be a new record set, but I think the 2 million mark will be reached for the first time. If you’re on the fence about going to the Fair (and honestly, you shouldn’t be), make sure you go this weekend and become part of history!
Here’s what people have been discussing about the Fair online today:
More excellent food reporting from the Star Tribune and Rick Nelson, this time showing you the BEST BREAKFAST SPOTS at the Fair. Breakfast is the most difficult meal to figure out at the Fair, but there are a lot of great options, especially a little later on into the morning.
Who says you can’t be fashionable at the Fair? City Pages combed the crowd and found the MOST STYLISH OUTFITS to showcase.
WCCO investigates CHANGING ATTITUDES about food at the Fair, a subject that’s been brought up often with this newest crop of Fair food additions. There certainly seems to have been a shift towards healthier and more balanced options (cotton candy-encased ice cream not withstanding).
Ranking and reviewing the new foods is fun and gathers most of the media attention each year, but Minnesota Monthly’s Jason DeRusha decided to list off his favorite NOT NEW FAIR FOODS, and the placement of some items on the list are bound to be controversial. In my mind, cheese curds are too high, the Gizmo is far too low, and Sweet Martha’s are just about right. Future article idea for after the Fair has wrapped up? Stay tuned.
Speaking of classic Fair foods and how they rank, WCCO provides us with a list of which food vendors EARN THE MOST per year at the Fair. Sweet Martha’s topping the list is no surprise, but the Midwest Dairy Association selling $1.1 million in $2 milk cups is an impressive figure.
The Star Tribune photographers have done a wonderful job all Fair long of finding incredible shots to capture all that makes our Fair great (and visually stimulating), and the latest installment of the FAIR AT NIGHT is chock full of stunning pictures.
This is it: the final day of August. As the Fair goes, so does the end of summer, and the chill in the air is unmistakable. Now that the dog days of summer are coming to an end, it becomes all the more important to squeeze in every last bit of the Fair we can. We have one last long holiday weekend to taste everything, see everything, do everything on offer at the Fair; let’s make the most of it!
Below is a selection of what we think is most worthy of checking out on Day Nine; for a full daily schedule, visit the Minnesota State Fair official site at http://www.mnstatefair.org:
7:30am: Minnesota State Fair Horse Show: Northwoods Trail Cup Challenge, Appaloosa, Paint, Pinto, Quarter Horses, WSCA Pleasure (Warner Coliseum) — each of these breeds of horses compete by completing an obstacle course imitating Northern Minnesota scenery.
9:30am: Safe Tractor Operator’s Contest (Compeer Arena) — watch the action as tractor drivers pull off difficult maneuvers in their rigs and compete to become the best in their business.
10:00-11:00am: MPR News Live: Mark Seeley Weather Quiz (Dan Patch Park) — Minnesotans love to talk about the weather, and now you can win prizes for doing so with MPR’s annual weather quiz.
10:30am and 11:45am: Sunpie and the Louisiana Sunspots (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — early morning New Orleans-style zydeco music to get your day started right, with heavy Afro-Caribbean influences from the legendary musicians.
10:45am, 12:00pm and 1:15pm: Black Market Brass (International Bazaar) — the sizable Minneapolis-based brass band will get people up and dancing early with their loud and vibrant sound.
11:00am-12:00pm: MPR News Live Broadcast: Gubernatorial Debate (Dan Patch Park) — watch live in person as Republican Jeff Johnson and Democrat Tim Walz debate each other as part of their campaigns to become the next governor of Minnesota.
11:00am, 1:00pm and 3:00pm: Raptor Displays and Flying Demonstrations (DNR Building Garden Stage) — Make your way to the DNR Garden Stage for Last Chance Forever Conservancy’s raptor show, which they have presented at the Fair for many years running. Owls, falcons and hawks swoop over the crowd and the intelligent conservationists dazzle with facts about these majestic creatures.
11:30am-2:15pm: Minnesota Americana-Roots Duet Contest (West End Market) — pairs of performers in the old-timey genre of roots music compete on stage for cash prizes and notoriety, providing spectators with an entertaining show of talented musicians.
12:30pm and 5:00pm: Sean Emery (Family Fair Stage) — this one is great for the kids, though usually the biggest laughs come from the adults in the audience. Sean Emery is a State Fair legend, performing his juggling act at the Family Fair Stage for decades. I can personally attest, after watching dozens of performances and doing a whole lot of growing up in the meantime, Emery’s act has never lost its luster.
1:00-2:00pm: Classical MPR Activity: Bring the Sing with Cantus (Dan Patch Park) — world famous choral group Cantus conducts a special performance for the crowds gathered at the Fair, dazzling listeners with their incredible voices.
1:00pm: Trivia Mafia (Star Tribune Stage) — play a game of team trivia with questions pulled from the Star Tribune’s archives for fantastic prizes.
3:00-4:00pm: The Current Live Broadcast: Chastity Brown with Host Mark Wheat (Dan Patch Park) — Minnesota’s own folk-pop star Chastity Brown joins The Current to play original songs she wrote, covering vocals and acoustic guitar, ahead of her headlining gig later on at the West End Market’s stage.
3:15pm, 4:30pm and 5:45pm: The Men of New Hope (International Bazaar) — the sounds of a cappella harmony will fill the air as this talented group of singers perform their uplifting songs.
3:30pm and 4:45pm: Cowboy Mouth (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — a punk rock sensibility will invade the Bandshell stage as this Louisiana band brings their raw energy up the river to the Fair.
6:00pm: Minnesota State Fair Amateur Talent Contest (Leinie Lodge Bandshell Stage) — watch as contestants in various age divisions compete for the opportunity to advance to the Talent Contest Finals, held Sunday, September 2nd in the Grandstand.
7:00pm: 311 and The Offspring (Grandstand) — the 1990s are alive again at the Grandstand for one night only, as these two veteran bands bring their alt-rock sound to thousands of fans.
7:45pm: All Tomorrow’s Petty (Giggles’ Campfire Grill) — Minnesota’s own Tom Petty cover band will keep the hits coming at the beer hall tucked behind the ever-popular Giggles’.
8:00pm: Chastity Brown (West End Market) — talented folk-pop singer-songwriter Chastity Brown will bring her smartly-written lyrics and melodic acoustic guitar to the Schilling Amphitheater for an intimate and powerful performance.
8:00pm: Tropical Zone Orchestra (International Bazaar) — if you’re in the mood for music with some Latin flavor, this salsa fusion band will light up your evening. Bring your dancing shoes!
8:30pm: Steve Augeri (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — rock out with the former lead singer of Journey as he pulls out songs from his time with the best-selling band as well as his own original tunes for an energetic performance to close out the Bandshell stage for the evening.
9:15pm: Laser Encore’s Laser Hitz Show (Eco Experience) — lasers and music combine for a visual spectacle each night of the Fair, outside the Eco Experience building.
Editor’s note: this feature is the first part in an upcoming seven part series exploring and re-imagining the various areas of the Fairgrounds. Reviews of 2018 new Fair foods will return on Friday, August 31st and continue through the end of the Fair on Labor Day.
Welcome to the first installment of Reinventing the Fairgrounds, a seven part series that looks to explore each of the “neighborhoods” of the Minnesota State Fair. Each entry in this series will discuss a cohesive section of the Fairgrounds at length, analyzing what currently exists in that area, what it presently does right, and make suggestions for how to improve it during future Fairs. These features will cover the entirety of the Fairgrounds over the coming months, providing points of conversation about the Fair well after the gates have closed for the year. We invite you, the reader, to share your thoughts on what you most like and dislike about each area and what you would do to improve it in the comments and on our social media pages.
The Hangar is the Fair’s newest addition in 2018 on the Fairground’s north end.
We begin this series by diving in to the iconic Machinery Hill area of the Fair, the section most liable for change in the coming years. Already in 2018, the Minnesota State Fair utilized the majority of its capital improvement budget in revamping the northern-most blocks of this area, developing a new area for the beleaguered Pet Pavilion and turning the old building that housed our four-legged friends into a vibrant new bar, restaurant and music stage called The Hangar. Clearly, the intent with this project was to drive more business, especially nightlife, to an often forgotten corner of the Fair. These changes build upon other recent developments on Machinery Hill, like remodeled bathrooms and the placement of new food vendors, intent on making better use of the expanse of land available in this less dense area.
A map of the Machinery Hill area as defined.
Machinery Hill is the quasi-official name for northern most section of the Fairgrounds that traditionally featured large farming equipment for display and sale to agriculturalists who populated early Fairs when the primary focus was the exhibition of Minnesota farm products. For the purposes of this article, we are considering the boundaries of Machinery Hill as being bordered by Hoyt Avenue to the north (site of entrance gate 2, the Fairgrounds’ north-most entrance point); Snelling Avenue to the east; Wright Avenue to the south; and Dan Elmer Way to the west. These boundaries provide us with a tall, narrow strip of land that encompasses roughly 10 blocks that today still largely mirrors its agricultural roots. Buildings and major attractions included in the Machinery Hill neighborhood include the Eco Experience Progress Center, the Fine Arts Building, Family Fair at Baldwin Park, and the North Woods area.
To say that Machinery Hill is often forgotten about does not mean it is always deserted. On the contrary, this portion of the Fairgrounds is well-traveled, especially by those entering and leaving through the north gate of the Fair by way of the large parking lots situated above the area. With the recent reorganization of much of the parking near the West End Market area of the Fairgrounds into a transit hub, Machinery Hill is now adjacent to the majority of the Fair’s on-site parking, and therefore anyone not utilizing the Fair’s mass transit options are likely to visit Machinery Hill out of necessity, even if it is simply to pass through to other parts of the Fair.
Topography is sadly not conducive to visiting Machinery Hill without a purpose for doing so. The area gets its name not just from the tractors and combines that adorn it, but also from the literal incline at this end of the Fair. Already weary-legged Fairgoers may decide to skip the trek all the way to its summit only to be met with a dead-end and a trip several blocks back to the south. Instead, many do not venture further from the core of the Fairgrounds than the Kidway situated just below Machinery Hill, especially those with small children who are unlikely to be fascinated by the several blocks of farm equipment, car dealerships and radio stations that currently call the area home.
The Sky Glider transports Fairgoers from the north gate to the Grandstand area. Photo credit: Minnesota State Fair
Perhaps in recognition of the undesirable task of climbing the hill, several years ago the Fair introduced the Sky Glider, a chair lift-style ride designed to take people high above the Fairgrounds between two terminuses, one at the Fair’s north gate and the other near the Grandstand. The addition of the new transportation mode masquerading as an attraction, simultaneously installed with the attention-grabbing Giant Sing Along karaoke area, was the first sign that the operators of the Fair had bigger plans for Machinery Hill.
The Great Big Wheel is Machinery Hill’s newest — and most iconic — attraction.
In the eyes of most Fairgoers, much of what currently exists on Machinery Hill is expendable. The area does not include any of the iconic structures that make up what people envision when thinking of the Fair; its utilitarian profile and reputation as a dumping ground for vendors that need space to showcase their wares does not lend well to a feeling of permanence or importance. The area’s most photographed location made its debut in ’17 — that’s 2017, not 1917 — with the installation of the vibrant Great Big Wheel, a 15-story Ferris wheel that lights up the sky with color-changing light patterns visible from across the Fairgrounds. The majority of Machinery Hill’s blocks are comprised of temporary structures erected for the 12 days of the Fair and quickly dismantled; a drive through the Fairgrounds during the off-season reveals a barren stretch of land that closely resembles a failed commercial development that never got off the ground.
Consumers inspect the latest models of tractors on Machinery Hill. Photo credit: Minnesota Historical Society
All hope is not lost for Machinery Hill though; instead, this area should be seen as ripe for change and improvement, more than any other neighborhood of the Fair. Where changes to other sections would be met with vociferous outcry against tinkering with decades of tradition (as happened with the tearing down of Heritage Square four years ago to build West End Market, for example), the general public would likely encourage a major revamp to entire blocks of Machinery Hill. While some have expressed concern that the traditional farm equipment is being squeezed out of the area, and therefore out of the Fairgrounds entirely, in truth the dealers of these vehicles are making fewer sales each year as the Internet has largely replaced in-person sales. The expense of transporting and displaying larger pieces of equipment and the declining sales have led to a general downsizing of what is on display from the monstrous tractors of the past to mere riding lawn mowers today. Realistically, the agricultural population that attend the Fair are more likely to enjoy other attractions than the latest model of what they have on the farm back home.
To improve Machinery Hill would be to draw more people to the beleaguered section of the Fair and make it a destination for people, every bit as unmissable as the most popular areas like the International Bazaar or the Midway. However, this does not mean the Fair should copy the formulas set by these other places; part of what the Fair does very well is fostering variation and providing “something for everyone.” If they are to rework a block or two of Machinery Hill to reflect changing attitudes, it should offer something not currently available elsewhere on site. To invent a whole new purpose out of thin air leaves an infinite number of possibilities, and we have come up with a few to offer, though by no means an exhaustive list.
One possibility would be to embrace the food-centric nature of the Fair and create a food truck park. The Twin Cities have had a seemingly endless boom of food trucks offering fresh new takes on quick-service food that would be a perfect match for the Fair, but thus far have been shut out from entering its realm. Food trucks could park at a designated location en masse, bringing with them brand new food items that add to the depth of what is on offer at the Fair, including entire genres of food previously missing from the Fairgrounds. What’s more, the Fair could encourage people to come back on multiple days if they rotate in new trucks through the duration of the Fair, a model that has been working for several years with the Midtown Global Market’s rotating cast of vendors inside their booth at the International Bazaar. With limited space currently for new food vendors at the Fair and a lengthy waiting list for any spots that do open up, a ledger that currently includes several established food trucks, this may be the best opportunity to make a drastic expansion to the Fair’s culinary offerings.
The Brewed in Minnesota exhibit currently crams dozens of craft beers into a crowded beer hall in the Agriculture-Horticulture building. Photo credit: Minnesota Craft Brewers Guild
Another option would be to develop a new beer garden to draw nightlife to the north end of the Fairgrounds, spreading out the crowds from the current concentration of younger people that develops in the evenings near the Grandstand and Midway. The Fair has experienced an explosion of craft breweries creating unique, limited-run beers for vendors scattered throughout the grounds, making it difficult to find your favorite brewery without a list guiding you to where it is located. While the various establishments around the Fair certainly want to keep their marquee beverages on the menu to drive business, there is no shortage of breweries across the state who would be willing to create more exclusive beers to offer up at the Great Minnesota Drink-Together. This idea could encompass a relocation and expansion of the popular (and crowded) Minnesota Craft Brewers Guild’s Brewed in Minnesota exhibit, currently located in one spoke of the Agriculture-Horticulture Building, which has been serving rotating flights of locally-made beers with great success in a setting that is not at all conducive to drinking and enjoying adult beverages. It could also mean the relocation of the current Beer Garden, a hodge-podge of restaurateurs surrounding a collection of tables and a small karaoke area that currently occupies prime real estate near the center of the Fairgrounds.
Music fans pack the historic Grandstand for a concert. Photo credit: Minnesota State Fair
A riskier, and more extravagant, idea would be to create a second ticketed music venue, similar to the Grandstand, to drive more revenue to the Fair and burgeon the recent marketing of the Fair as “Minnesota’s largest music festival.” There is a middle ground between the national headliners that fill the Grandstand each night of the Fair and the free stage entertainment that draw overflowing crowds to see lesser-known performers. Minneapolis is an extremely strong market for paid live music, with club-size venues like First Avenue, Palace Theater and The Armory among the best in the nation in ticket sales. A stage with a similar capacity to those venues, with good booking and promotion, could easily draw in new audiences to the Fairgrounds and build up the reputation of the Fair as being the best place for live entertainment during the end of summer.
Regardless of what direction the Minnesota State Fair decides to go in, it seems abundantly clear that big changes are likely ahead for Machinery Hill. While it would be a shame to see the roots of what gave this neighborhood its name vanish, fighting against this change is a losing battle with shifting consumer attitudes necessitating a new direction for the area. With this section of the Fair clearly in the crosshairs for upcoming changes, beginning with this year’s reworking of the north end, expect that future years of the Fair will leave Machinery Hill looking much different than it has in the past.
Welcome to the Fairly Unbalanced Fair News Round-Up!
This feature will run daily during the Minnesota State Fair and feature the best of news articles, blogs, social media posts and more about the Fair from across the internet. Have an interesting item we missed? Send it to us at fairlyunbalancedmn@gmail.com
On a personal level, I’m itching to get back out to the Fair. Real life stood in the way of going since my visit last Saturday, and today is the last day away from the Fairgrounds for me. I’ll be back out there Friday and plan to be there most of the holiday weekend to close this year’s Fair out strong. Still so many things to see and do out there! Here’s what people have been discussing about the Fair online today:
The St. Paul Pioneer Press has a guide to all the NEW BEERS this year at the Fair; reviewing these beers is quickly becoming as anticipated as the new foods for many Fair-lovers. Check out what their reviewer has to say about the many, many new craft brews out there this year.
Part of what makes the Fair so endlessly interesting are the myriad of totally bizarre things on display that have been at the Fair for so long that regulars no longer second guess them. From Minnesota Public Radio comes the story of MONTY’S TRAVELING REPTILE SHOW, which is this year without Monty after his passing this spring. A huge barn, filled with reptiles, smack dab in the middle of the Fair; how can it get any weirder than that?
Another Fair curiosity is the time-honored tradition of carving our Dairy Princesses in blocks of butter, but as City Pages points out, this practice is NOT SO EASY TO EXPLAIN to non-Minnesotans, and can be fodder for them to mock our Midwestern sensibilities. I think the rest of the world is just jealous their royalty isn’t sculpted with butter.
City Pages forced writer Ryan Warner to attend ALL 12 GRANDSTAND CONCERTS at this year’s Fair, in some sort of sick and twisted endurance test. While some of the shows so far have been pretty good, I can’t imagine how mind-numbing attending all of them would be, and it seems to be having that effect based on Warner’s diary-style postings thus far.
Is the waitlist to get your company into the Fair really years long? Not if you are SELLING THE RIGHT PRODUCT, according to the Star Tribune, in an article that explores how the Fair chooses their non-food vendors.
If you’ve visited the barns during the Fair, you’ve undoubtedly seen the State Fair Mounted Patrol, the VOLUNTEER FORCE that assists Fairgoers and helps guide in large trailers loading and unloading new animals into the buildings, profiled by the Star Tribune in a fascinating article.
Celebrity chef Andrew Zimmern tried a truly bizarre food: the new RAINBOW CLOUD ROLL, the colorful combination of cotton candy, ice cream and Fruity Pebbles, and he liked it! That’s all the endorsement I need to make sure I give it a try before the Fair is out.