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  • Review: Bada Bing Sandwich from The Sandwich Stop

    We owe The Sandwich Stop a mea culpa. In our New Foods Preview article published earlier this week, we listed this sandwich as an “Uffda,” one of the items we were not enthused about trying once the Fair began. We derided it, perhaps unfairly, stating that “fairgoers aren’t looking for what they can make easily at home, or what they can order from their neighborhood restaurant.” While this remains to be true, thankfully this is no ordinary sandwich.

    Let’s start with the bread, in this instance a warm flatbread, pressed down and warmed on a grill briefly as the sandwich is made-to-order. This means we had a bit of a wait before receiving our sandwich after ordering, but it was well worth it for the freshest ingredients and the soft and nurturing texture of the bread. Inside that flatbread, they layer on ham, salami, fresh basil, tomatoes and mozzarella cheese; each component was very fresh and very good. The salami and the basil especially stood out to us as being high quality, and the entire blend led to a very complex flavor profile. The ingredients were also appropriately applied so that each bite got a little bit of everything, which is ideal for a sandwich like this one.

    The absolute best part of this sandwich though is the creamy balsamic vinaigrette dressing that completely drenches this sandwich. It has been applied heavily across the sandwich, which leads to the one downside to eating this item: it is very messy, and nearly impossible to eat while on the go. With that said, grab a bunch of napkins and dig in, because this dressing makes the risk of spillage well worth taking. The dressing is so rich, so flavorful and compliments the rest of the sandwich so very well. The Sandwich Stop has created a hit with this exemplary dressing, one that completely lifts their product out of the realms of just an ordinary sandwich.

    At a $9 price point, it is one of the more expensive options at the Fair, but not inappropriately priced for what you get in return. It is served cut in half, making it easy to share with a friend, which may be a good option as a whole sandwich would be quite filling; if you want to try other things during your time at the Fair, get someone to split this with you. The appearance is still rather basic, and the concept is not very novel, but while this might not be the most exciting thing to get at the Fair, it will be one of the very best tasting.

    Ratings (0-5):

    • Taste: 5
    • Appearance: 3
    • Novelty: 0
    • Value: 4

    Overall Score: 12 out of 20 (Fairly Fresh)

  • Review: Warm Cheesecake Tart from LuLu’s Public House

    One of the founding anchors of the West End Market when it was created to replace the dated Heritage Square portion of the Fairgrounds, LuLu’s Public House has spent five years inventing and re-inventing their menu, with a lot more successes than failures. Sadly, this year’s newest food item is a perplexing choice that both does not match the rest of their offerings nor is it worthwhile for deviation. These cheesecakes are served warm, too warm in fact; they do not retain their form whatsoever due to their temperature, resulting in a gooey blob barely contained by a thin layer of crust. Warm dessert items, while not unheard of at the Fair, are an unusual choice to serve in the dog days of summer, and was rather unpleasant to eat when we tried it out.

    Your choices of topping are bountiful: chocolate, strawberry, salted caramel, or plain. We went with the salted caramel at the recommendation of the staff member who we ordered from, who said it was the best of the four options. The caramel did help along the flavor of this tart, and the saltiness was not forgotten, with large rocks of salt throughout the topping. At $6 for a rather small tart, this one has very few redeeming qualities. Here’s hoping LuLu’s goes back to the drawing board for next year and returns to form.

    Ratings (0-5):

    • Taste: 3
    • Appearance: 2
    • Novelty: 1
    • Value: 0

    Overall Score: 6 out of 20 (Better Luck Next Year)

  • Fair News Round-Up – August 24th, 2019 Edition

    Welcome to the Fairly Unbalanced Fair News Round-Up!

    This feature will run daily during the Minnesota State Fair and feature the best of news articles, blogs, social media posts and more about the Fair from across the internet. Have an interesting item we missed? Send it to us at fairlyunbalancedmn@gmail.com

    The first two days of the Fair are done, and now we get to the ever-popular weekend days. Bigger crowds and much more excitement and things going on over the next two days of the Fair! Here’s what the web has to say about the Fair today:

    • It felt like a RECORD ATTENDANCE DAY on Thursday, and once the final tally rolled in it was confirmed: 133,326 shattered the previous record for the Fair’s first day, set just last year. Was it the perfect weather, or are more and more people getting hyped up to go when the Fair is at it’s freshest?
    • We’re not the only new food reviewers in town! City Pages assembled a team to try all the Fair’s LATEST OFFERINGS and gave their opinions on each with a Skip, Shrug, Scarf system.
    • Likewise, Star Tribune food critic Rick Nelson filed his ANNUAL REPORT from the Fair as well, giving each new food a star rating. Shout out to the incredible illustration created for this year’s article!
    • One of the Fair’s more unique features is the Creative Activities building, where pies and other baked goods are judged and awarded prestigious ribbons. The Star Tribune followed the ENTIRE PROCESS one baker took to enter her pies into this highly competitive field.
    • Also within the Creative Activities building is the recently-added Cambria Kitchen demonstration area, where Friday afternoon they were serving up baked goods with CRICKETS INSIDE. We’re pretty adventurous eaters while at the Fair, but we’re pretty glad we missed the free samples of these yesterday.
    • The Fair is the place to see and be seen, and City Pages compiled a list of 14 OPENING DAY LOOKS from Fairgoers of all walks of life, each looking stylish for their trip to the Fair.
  • Daily Schedule Highlights — Saturday, August 24th, 2019

    The Minnesota State Fair is in full swing as it enters the first weekend! Good luck dodging the crowds as the weekend traditionally brings many more visitors to the Fairgrounds than the first two days experienced.

    Below is a selection of what we think is most worthy of checking out on Day Three; for a full daily schedule, visit the Minnesota State Fair official site at http://www.mnstatefair.org:

    • 8:00am: Horse Show Draft Horse Halter (Compeer Arena) — watch the beautiful Belgian, Clydesdale and Percheron horse breeds get led by talented trainers around the arena ring.
    • 9:00am, 11:00am, 1:00pm, 3:00pm and 5:00pm: Minnesota 4H Dog Agility (Pet Pavilions) — check out the brand new Pet Pavilions on the north end of Machinery Hill and watch dogs race through an exciting obstacle course.
    • 9:30am-12:00pm: The Current Activity: Rock the Cradle Pop Up (MPR Booth) — children of all ages can get hands-on with musical instruments at this educational and fun event presented by Minnesota Public Radio.
    • 10:30am: Interview with Minnesota Twins GM Derek Falvey (Star Tribune Stage) — Star Tribune baseball writer La Velle E. Neal will ask questions of Twins GM Derek Falvey as his red-hot team continues their impressive stretch run towards the playoffs.
    • 11:00am, 1:00pm and 3:00pm: Raptor Displays and Flying Demonstrations (DNR Building Garden Stage) — Make your way to the DNR Garden Stage for Last Chance Forever Conservancy’s raptor show, which they have presented at the Fair for many years running. Owls, falcons and hawks swoop over the crowd and the intelligent conservationists dazzle with facts about these majestic creatures.
    • 11:30am-2:15pm: Minnesota State Fiddle Contest (West End Market) — hear the finest fiddle players in the state compete in five different divisions face off in a musical battle for supremacy.
    • 12:30pm and 5:00pm: Sean Emery (Family Fair Stage) — this one is great for the kids, though usually the biggest laughs come from the adults in the audience. Sean Emery is a State Fair legend, performing his juggling act at the Family Fair Stage for decades. I can personally attest, after watching dozens of performances and doing a whole lot of growing up in the meantime, Emery’s act has never lost its luster.
    • 1:00pm: Meet The Candidate Conversation with Sen. Bernie Sanders (MPR Booth) — Tom Crann of MPR News hosts an interview with the popular senator and presidential candidate. This is sure to draw large crowds, so plan accordingly.
    • 1:00pm: Trivia Mafia (Star Tribune Booth) — compete with your fellow Fairgoers in pub-style trivia related to stories pulled from the Star Tribune archives to win fabulous prizes.
    • 3:00pm, 4:00pm and 5:00pm: Sawyer’s Dream (West End Market) this group feels as though they’ve stepped out of a time machine direct from the mid-1960s, yet this up and coming Minneapolis band performs their own original songs, complete with stirring guitar riffs and beautiful four-part harmonies. They perform with such cohesion and unity on stage that they will captivate any audience with their unique blend of soul, folk and rock.
    • 4:30pm: Early Eyes (MPR Booth) — MPR’s The Current presents a live performance and interview with local indie band Early Eyes.
    • 6:00pm: Minnesota State Fair Amateur Talent Contest (Leinie Lodge Bandshell Stage) — watch as contestants in various age divisions compete for the opportunity to advance to the Talent Contest Finals, held Sunday, September 2nd in the Grandstand.
    • 7:45pm: All Tomorrow’s Petty (Giggles’ Campfire Grill) — loosely comprised of various members of several Twin Cities area bands, this band is dedicated to the music of Tom Petty, while avoiding the pratfalls of being purely a tribute act. Their shows are fun and vibrant, as these talented musicians step out of their comfort zone to tackle this classic material. A fantastic band to check out while having a few beers with friends, which makes them perfect for the Giggles’ Campfire Grill beer garden.
    • 8:00pm: MFELLAZ (International Bazaar) — Minneapolis-based R&B and soul group that combine high-powered vocals and flashy dance moves.
    • 8:00pm: Early Eyes (West End Market) – This five-piece indie band from Minneapolis will capture the audience with their catchy tunes.
    • 8:30pm: Herman’s Hermits starring Peter Noone (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — the sounds of the 1960s will come alive as the British-born Peter Noone performs his oldies hits like “I’m Into Something Good.”
    • 9:15pm: Laser Encore’s Laser Hitz Show (Eco Experience) — lasers and music combine for a visual spectacle each night of the Fair, outside the Eco Experience building.
  • Review: Kentikka Fried Chicken from Midtown Global Market’s Hot Indian Foods

    The Midtown Global Market stand inside the International Bazaar has a unique format for a Fair food vendor, rotating management of their space among two restaurateurs during the Fair’s twelve days. For the first half of the 2019 Fair, Hot Indian Foods offers a limited menu that includes these brilliant fried chicken sliders. They are only available through Tuesday, August 27th, so hurry over to their booth if you are keen to try them!

    Don’t be fooled by the clever wordplay in the name of this dish, these sliders have very little in common with their fast food namesake. The chicken here is not a greasy gutbomb but instead a lightly crispy, flavorful affair. The tikka sauce is well-applied to these sliders so as to not overflow the sandwich (we’ve all spilled enough on our shirts during the Fair to appreciate this), and is appropriately spiced without being spicy, even for notoriously timid Minnesotans. The “zinger slaw” that sits atop the chicken adds some crunch and counters the tikka, but does little else. The same can be said for the standard-issue bun involved, which is nothing more than a vessel for the rest of the sandwich. At $12 for two small sliders, the pricing is way out of whack, and may leave you longing for a budget bucket of chicken from the Colonel.

    Ratings (0-5):

    • Taste: 4
    • Appearance: 3
    • Novelty: 4
    • Value: 0

    Overall Score: 11 out of 20 (Fairly Fresh)