Fairly Unbalanced

Minnesota State Fair food reviews, news and more

  • Review: Hot Honey Cheese Sticks from The Blue Barn

    The Blue Barn has a reputation as one of the Fairgrounds’ most innovative culinary outposts, coming up with at least one new food each year since their introduction to the Fair with the advent of the West End Market. Now in their 10th year, The Blue Barn has had more menu items rotate in and out of their lineup than most vendors have had in their entirety, as underperforming items vanish to make room for the new.

    This year’s appetizer addition, the Hot Honey Cheese Sticks, are deserving of becoming a permanent fixture. Halloumi cheese meets the deep-fryer before being slathered in a generous portion of hot honey. Every stick was completely coated in the hot honey, causing us to promptly return to their stand for some napkins and a fork, and it made these not for the faint of heart when it comes to spicy foods, a sustained and strong heat that lingered with us well after we finished the last one. The sticks were topped by a honeycomb bits that were relevant for decoration and a little added crunch only; only one retained its full honeycomb shape, and we thought it was an unnecessary (albeit visually appealing) addition.

    Overall, we thought these were considerably more interesting than the regular cheese curds found elsewhere on the Fairgrounds if you need your fried cheese, with a batter that was far less sickening than the gut-bomb cheese curds are. The biggest drawback: $11 for a modest paper boat of about a dozen cheese sticks is a very steep price, regardless of the quality of the product, so split it with a friend to save some dough.

    Ratings (0-5):

    • Taste: 4
    • Appearance: 4
    • Novelty: 3
    • Value: 1

    Overall Score: 12 out of 20 (Fairly Fresh)

  • Review: Sweet Corn Ba-Sant from French Meadow Bakery & Cafe

    Breakfast might be the most important meal of the day, but within the self-contained world of the Minnesota State Fairgrounds, your morning dining options are limited. Several vendors don’t even open until a couple hours after the Fair begins allowing in visitors at 7 AM, and most don’t have anything resembling a breakfast item on their menu. It would seem that would open up a market inefficiency for a vendor to exploit, yet year after year there are very few new breakfast foods vying for eaters’ attention.

    French Meadow has been one of the very few restaurants on the Fairgrounds specifically catering to breakfast, with an extensive menu of options — and also some lengthy lines during the morning hours. Their newest additions this year are a pair of what they’re calling Ba-Sants, a portmanteau of bagels and croissants, rounded off to match a traditional bagel form factor but comprised of buttery, flaky layers and injected with filling. We tried the Sweet Corn variety (an Everything Cream Cheese version is on offer new for 2023 as well), and at first glance the pastry has the ethos of the Fair correct, as the initial impression is made by the husks of caramel corn affixed to a smear of icing along one side. Sadly, ours was served with this side face-in to the wrapper and bag it was served in, which meant most of the caramel corn fell off the pastry and remained in the bottom of the bag when we pulled it out. A truly decadent Fair food would have the entire Ba-Sant covered in icing and caramel corn, but only about 20% receives this treatment; what’s intended as a garnish instead comes across as merely cheap on the behalf of the vendor.

    Some extra accoutrements would have improved the taste as well, as the naked portions of the Ba-Sant were embarrassingly overcooked and dried out; edge bites were nearly inedible, and we threw away a good portion of what we were served. The middle of the pastry has a sweet corn custard filling, but we found it to be not sugary enough to offset the parched pastry, and the corn aspect left an unpleasant aftertaste.

    It was extra insulting to pay $7 for the displeasure of trying their inventive baked good that is only half-baked in concept. This is far from a premium product, both in theory and in execution, and we found ourselves once again disillusioned with French Meadow’s offerings and their discontent for Fairgoers by serving such low-quality items.

    Ratings (0-5):

    • Taste: 0
    • Appearance: 1
    • Novelty: 2
    • Value: 0

    Overall Score: 3 out of 20 (Fried-Out Flop)

  • Daily Schedule Highlights – Friday, August 25th, 2023

    The Minnesota State Fair is officially underway, and after a strong start to Day One, it’s time to shift our focus to Day Two and what’s on tap for the Fair’s first Friday! Friday, August 25th is Governor’s Fire Prevention Day, which frankly is one of the worst theme days of the Fair, but don’t let that detract you from what should be another gorgeous and fun-filled day at the Fair! Below is a selection of what we think is most worthy of checking out on Day Two; for a full daily schedule, visit the Minnesota State Fair official site at mnstatefair.org:

    • 9:00am-9:00pm: African Violet Society (Agriculture-Horticulture Building) — The flower shows in two of the exhibition halls inside the Agriculture-Horticulture Building rotate classes of flowers every two days of the Fair. The first two days of the Fair feature a floral fan favorite, the African Violet. Come see the stunning creations of Minnesotan horticulturalists arranging these flowers in accordance with judging criteria and check out who took home the coveted Blue Ribbons!
    • 10:30am and 11:45am: Chris Kroeze (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — Known from his time on “The Voice” in 2018, Kroeze sings and strums his way through a catalog of roots rock and country tunes. Listen: “Crushin’ Cans”
    • 10:45am, 12:00pm, and 1:15pm: Chuck Thiel & The Jolly Ramblers (International Bazaar) — Music in the stylings of polka, swing, country, and more from this Midwestern ensemble. Listen: “Beloved Be Faithful”
    • 11:00am: TPT Almanac Live Taping (MPR Booth) — Watch a live taping of Minnesota’s longest-running public affairs show, Almanac. State Fair episodes typically lean more heavily on fun segments and less on the political news the show is known for.
    • 11:00am, 2:00pm, and 4:30pm: All-Star Stunt Dogs Splash (The North Woods Stage) — Watch all the fun tricks and athletic feats these various breeds of trained dogs can achieve in this showcase of canines!
    • 11:00am, 2:00pm, and 4:00pm: Last Chance Forever Bird Show (DNR Building Garden Stage) — Make your way to the DNR Garden Stage for Last Chance Forever Conservancy’s raptor show, which they have presented at the Fair for decades previously but is returning after a pandemic hiatus. Owls, falcons and hawks swoop over the crowd and the intelligent conservationists dazzle with facts about these majestic creatures.
    • 12:00pm, 1:00pm, and 2:00pm: Doug Collins & The Receptionists (Schilling Amphitheater) — “This delightful Americana band creates original country tunes with wry humor and rare accessibility” (Minnesota State Fair). Listen: “Drinkin’ Again”
    • 12:00pm, 3:00pm, 5:30pm, and 7:00pm: Timberworks Lumberjack Show (The North Woods Stage) — Take in all the excitement of this highly-competitive lumberjack competition, including events like the obstacle pole, speed climb, and the wet and wild logroll. Pick your side and cheer your team on to victory!
    • 1:00pm and 2:30pm: The Quebe Sisters (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — “The Dallas-based five-piece band channels the musical connection between danceability and emotiveness with its unique Americana blend of Western swing, jazz-influenced swing, country, Texas-style fiddling and Western music” (Minnesota State Fair). Listen: “Summer of Roses”
    • 2:00pm: Minnesota State Fair Parade — The daily parade, with a route that runs from the Dairy Building north past the Leinie Lodge Bandshell and Baldwin Stage to the Eco Experience and then back south, features marching bands from across the state and vibrant floats.
    • 2:00pm: María Isa (KARE 11 Barn) — Singer, songwriter, rapper, and oh yeah, she’s a state legislator also. Come see this proud Puerto Rican by way of Minnesotan performer light up the stage and say “hello” to the weekend early on Friday afternoon. Listen: “Hello to the Weekend”
    • 2:30pm: Agrilympics Celebrity Milking Contest (Moo Booth at the Cattle Barn) — Local celebrities compete to find out who can hand milk the most from their cow in a bizarre but fun competition.
    • 3:15pm, 4:30pm, and 5:45pm: Javier Trejo y Caballo Cósmico (International Bazaar) —A mix of “Tejano music with R&B and rock to create a polyrhythmic sound and infusing it with contemporary synth, guitar and deep bass grooves to recognize its Afro-Cuban roots” (Minnesota State Fair). Listen: “Shiver and Moan”
    • 3:45pm and 4:45pm: C.J. Chenier & The Red Hot Louisiana Band (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — “Creole-born C.J. Chenier & The Red Hot Louisiana Band delivers soulful vocals along with masterful accordion-driven rock, zydeco and blues” (Minnesota State Fair). Listen: “Zydeco Boogaloo”
    • 4:00pm, 5:00pm, and 6:00pm: Craig Clark Band (Schilling Amphitheater) — “Featuring a powerful rhythm section, masterful guitar skills and soulful vocals… led by Craig Clark and his deep, strong, Southern blues singing voice” (Minnesota State Fair). Listen: “Tennessee Whiskey”
    • 5:00pm: Lady Midnight (MPR Booth) — “An ethereal vocalist and performance artist who draws upon her multidisciplinary background in visual art, dance and Afro-indigenous roots to create work that timelessly reflects our collective lives (artist Spotify bio). Listen: “Say It”
    • 6:00pm: MSF Amateur Talent Contest (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — Watch as contestants in various age divisions compete for the opportunity to advance to the Talent Contest Finals, held Sunday, September 3rd in the Grandstand.
    • 7:00pm: The Chicks with special guest Wild Rivers (Grandstand, $77+) — The record-breaking country music trio arrives to a sold-out Grandstand to perform their anthemic and sometimes deeply political hits, including “Goodbye Earl” and “Not Ready to Make Nice.” Listen: “Wide Open Spaces”
    • 8:00pm: All Tomorrow’s Petty (Giggles’ Campfire Grill) — Loosely comprised of various members of several Twin Cities area bands, this band is dedicated to the music of Tom Petty, while avoiding the pratfalls of being purely a tribute act. Their shows are fun and vibrant, as these talented musicians step out of their comfort zone to tackle this classic material. A fantastic band to check out while having a few beers with friends, which makes them perfect for the Giggles’ Campfire Grill beer garden. Listen: “Breakdown”
    • 8:00pm: Jamecia Bennett (International Bazaar) — Jamecia Bennett, three-time Grammy award winner, “pours her love of live blues into a show featuring jazz and blues classics, new originals and pop-urban hits” (Minnesota State Fair). Listen: “To The Sky”
    • 8:00pm: Mike Hosty (Schilling Amphitheater) — “A guitarist extraordinaire and insightful songwriter, he simultaneously tears through gritty slide leads, blows harmonica or kazoo, and uses foot pedals to stomp bass lines as he experiments with style and form in his music” (Minnesota State Fair). Listen: “Everybody Wants Something”
    • 8:30pm: The Bacon Brothers (Leinie Lodge Bandshell) — World-famous actor Kevin Bacon and his not-so-well-known brother Michael team up to perform a combination of rock, country, and American roots music. Listen: “Dark Chocolate Eyes”

    Quoted descriptions attributed in parenthesis.

  • Review: Dill Pickle Lemonade Paleta from Hamline Church Dining Hall

    One of two new flavors of paleta on offer from the diminutive cooler supplied by La Michoacana Rose at the sidewalk entrance to the Hamline Church Dining Hall, this frozen concoction seems destined to be photographed and shared online more than actually enjoyed. However, beyond it’s verdant green hue and two unmissable pickle chips anchoring the popsicle’s front side, we found the lemonade flavor to pack a punch that cooled us down during the midday heat. The faintest hint of dill is present, though so limited that those not aware of its inclusion could easily miss it.

    Bites that include pieces of actual pickle were unmistakable, and where this treat will be controversial for many. For ardent pickle fans, it will be a hit, but for those that are pickle neutral like us, the acidic on acidic combination between pickle and lemon overpowered and leave a noticible sour look on the eater’s face. Texture disparity is a concern also, though we were pleased that the pickle bites broke off easily in conjuction with the backing ice behind them.

    If you consider yourself a member of pickle fandom, you’re having a banner year at the Fair in 2023, and this is a standout refreshing treat. All else are better off picking from one of several other sweet treats on offer.

    Ratings (0-5):

    • Taste: 2
    • Appearance: 5
    • Novelty: 5
    • Value: 2

    Overall Score: 14 out of 20 (Fairly Fresh)

  • Review: Dill Pickle Cheese Curd Taco from Richie’s Cheese Curd Tacos

    We thought it was a difficult debut year for Richie’s Cheese Curd Tacos in 2022, offering up a unique take on tacos with their two varieties, a diced bratwurst and a chicken bacon ranch, both laden with cheese curds within their shell in lieu of shredded cheese. Neither taco impressed us, and while this year’s trendy new inclusion of a pickle version will capture some fair-goers curiosities, it shouldn’t grab ahold of your wallet.

    $14 is the price point for two large tacos, with the option to select one of the other two original flavors as well; one taco would have been plenty, but unfortunately they don’t sell them individually. These were easily shareable with a friend or two, which does drop the cost of entry if you’re splitting the bill.

    Just like last year, the shell — a wide, puffy flour tortilla that’s been deep-fried until shatteringly crisp — remains far too oily for comfort. Each time you pick up your taco, you’ll be immediately grabbing for a napkin, and those that are even moderately health-conscious will be mortified. We did appreciate that these tacos held shape and structural integrity better than most, keeping all its fillings intact. The pickles themselves, however, are sandwich stacker dills that didn’t always bite all the way through, resulting in several bites where we were dragging out a full pickle from the taco by our teeth. Fortunately, several pickle slices were included, so ensuing bites afterward still retained their key ingredient, but it led to some difficulty in eating on the go.

    One would desire the pickles to star, but they were unimpressive and got lost entirely among the myriad of other elements: a velvety cream cheese and a powerful raspberry chipotle sauce, which was globbed on thick and became the most prevailing flavor. Fortunately, we enjoyed the sauce, the tartness of the raspberries balanced out well by a little heat and smokiness from the chipotle pepper, providing a more mild burn that will not offend even the wimpiest of Minnesotans. The raspberry chipotle sauce and cream cheese interplayed together well, complimenting each other and distracting from the deep-fried nature of the dish. However, with the inclusion of the cheese curds, just like last year there was a fried-upon-fried distaste that overwhelms the eater, and making the color of these tacos a bland, sandy blonde that never appears vibrant or appetizing; the raspberry chipotle sauce tries to brighten things up some, but is laid on so thick that the tacos look nearly bloody. To make matters worse, the cheese curds do very little to stand out on their own, making them more of a novelty than a crucial aspect of the taco. The same pathetic lettuce returns as well, and we would’ve preferred it to be left off entirely.

    While some growing pains are to be expected from any fresh-faced Fair vendor, sometimes the concept itself just isn’t up to muster, leaving the prospects for meaningful improvement to be bleak. We feel Richie’s Cheese Curd Tacos is the latest case of this, particularly as they show no concern for making tacos that taste fresh or clean, and seem content using the lowest-quality ingredients across the board. While this year’s new taco is an improvement over the two sorry offerings from last year, they essentially could only go up from where they started and the improvement is so negligible as to be irrelevant.

    Ratings (0-5):

    • Taste: 2
    • Appearance: 0
    • Novelty: 3
    • Value: 2

    Overall Score: 7 out of 20 (Better Luck Next Year)